BRANDS

NO ELEGY

When JV Dunce published that awful book, he unintentionally lit the spark for this entire SQUAWK venture. It’s time to educate the world about the real Appalachia. Hillbillies don’t want or need his @#$%ing elegy! Righteous indignation looks HOT on you, and so will this entire collection. And of course, I’ve made it easy as pie to let everyone know what to read instead of that mess!

QUEERLIGHT

Queer people are fighting for our very survival against the evil repuglicans, and yet we still manage to look this FABULOUS.  QUEERLIGHT is a reminder in these dark days to let your QUEER LIGHTS and your ALLY LIGHTS shine, let it shine, LET IT SHINE!

GOTHAM GALLERY

Welcome to the one and only GothamGuru gift shoppe. Exclusive NYC souvenirs that celebrate the greatest city in the world. You can get those made-in-China sold-in-Chinatown knockoff pocketbooks anywhere. This unique collection of fashionable fabulousness is designed in NYC by a New Yorker and is only available at SQUAWK.

BLACK ROSE BAZAAR

Revolutionary Couture. Goodies for the Guillotine. This pussy is grabbing back and pulling no punches. You have been warned. At a loss for words while the world burns? These t-shirts do the talking, mugs that mouth off, booming banners, haranguing hoodies…you get the idea. A classic collection with everything you need for protests, dinner parties, & awkward family gatherings.

MOUNTAIN MAGIC

My Mountain Magic collection is all about the beauty and joy of Appalachia….while simultaneously delivering a lesson in regional pronunciation for the uninitiated and willfully ignorant. These styles are full of pride for the people, scenic glory, and cultural touchstones of Central and Southern Appalachia. 

SQUAWK POP

Gen X, unicorns, Poppins, 4th Grade Nothings, Swiftly Tilting Planets, Hopelessly Devoted, Brightest Warrior, garmonbozia, plummeting chandeliers, Rep Bar, Bears who Care, Smurfs, Snorks, Sporks, Angela Channing, Lunchtime Polls, cornered babies carrying watermelons, Pillsbury Doughboy, Spencers, Andrea Zuckerman, Bustopher Jones, Colony Records.

WICKED & WONDERFUL

Everything Wicked Witch of the West. No offense to friends of Judy, but Margaret’s 12 minutes made the movie. Sure, I’ll talk about Wicked…(1) book, (2) movie, (3) musical. In. That. Order. I don’t wear green – I AM green. The Flying Monkey Retirement Fund (well, find out.)